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| User: | dan501 (500645)  danarchy
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| Name: | dan | |||||
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| Website: | http://www.burningdan.net | |||||
| Location: | hollywood, California, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1974-07-27 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  DeltaAlphaNu501 (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: |  when asked, "what do you do?", I say: I'm a photographer and a fire spinner. I play a didgeridoo, take a french class. I do tumbling and trampoline and play in a volleyball league. I host a monthly art gallery at my house. invariably, people look a little confused and tell me they meant my occupation for money. I ask them if that's what they really want to talk about... if you know who theodor geisel is, email me. that makes you cool. email me anyway. I like strangers. my apartment is named rue moutarde. my monthly art gallery is named gallery moutarde. my mustard refrigerator is named frigo moutarde. I've never had a cavity. I don't get sick. I'm not allergic to anything. I've never gotten a brain freeze (though I've tried). I don't get headaches. but my shoulder dislocates from time to time. I always wear mis-matched socks. I play sgt luther robinson in rainbow carnage, a rocky horror shadowcast style live production of hedwig and the angry inch. I take a lot of pictures. I chew a lot of gum. I have over 90 containers of mustard in my fridge. I travel a lot. particularly to new york and france. I have a subscription to the weekly world news. I don't capitalize when I type. except for I. I really don't know why I capitalize I. I don't do it consciously. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I have never been accosted to buy girl scout cookies. to the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal "a person should not believe in an ism. he should believe in himself. I quote john lennon, 'I don't believe in beatles. I just believe in me.' a good point there. after all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus." "there is nothing we won't try. never heard the word impossible. this time, there's no stopping us." about me, others have said: "Your livejournal entries exhaust me. :)" "Seriously, check out dan501, he's a bohemian super human." "you probably have the best life ever and can talk about having the best life ever in a way which doesn't make people who don't have the best lives ever want to strangle you!" "your journal turns out to be LJ disney world!" "I can't imagine you NOT making an impression... your appearance is oft times noteworthy enough to make an impression all by itself." "you make my pink parts all slidey" "Reading your entries reminds of reading pop-up books when I was a kid. Every new link is an adventure, just like turning the pages of a pop-up book." I live by very few specific rules. here's one of them: if one person buys another person dinner and a movie, the second person is obligated to put out. lunch and a movie doesn't count. dinner and a play doesn't count. it's only dinner and a movie. If one party pays for their own dinner or their own movie, it doesn't count. this rule must have been explicitly explained to the obligated party before the date. while there is no need to ask me if you can add me as a friend, a comment telling me who are is neato. I'd particularly like it if you tell me what picture(s) I made or what I wrote that made you want to add me. however, nothing of the sort is required. if you want to just read, just read. if you want to add me, add me. if you'd like to comment, that'd be swell. in the past, it was not unlikely that I would not add you back. in the past, the way to get me to add you was to write interesting comments in my journal that are so amazing that I am compelled to go check out your journal and consume every word you write. still do that. feel free to IM me. but when you do, say something more identifying than hello. I get a ton of spam IM and I don't respond to "hello." hello, this is lj user=nottryingtosellyouanything works fine. I keep my IM set to "online" all the time - even when I'm not here. if you IM me and I don't IM you back, it means either you just said hello or that I'm not here. as I can only list 150 interests, I have been forced to start juggling interests as I become interested in new things. behold the list of ditched interests which I've erased in favor of new ones (started keeping track 8/8/02) sir strawberry figuring out vanity plates less than jake boggle indian food penn and teller don't even know 'er fu-schnickens vegetarianism (9/7/02) old metallica (9/7/02) writters (9/7/02) john irving (9/7/02) mtx (9/7/02) (I kept Mr T Experience) snow skiing (9/7/02) quick like a bunny (9/7/02) the count's kid (9/7/02) sex (9/7/02) (note - I still like sex) epithets (9/7/02) isaac and ishmael's (9/14/02) taking too many pictures (9/25/02) midget and a pony (9/25/02) ender wiggin (9/25/02) camel cigarette packages (9/25/02) superchicken (9/28/02) james jesterton (9/30/02) outlaws (9/30/02) scruffy looking nerf herders (10/3/02) single entendre theatre (10/4/02) deadpan (10/4/02) 80s (10/7/02) ends of the bread (10/7/02) one hit wonders (10/7/02) rollercoasters (10/7/02) (kept roller coasters) roald dahl (10/7/02) helter skelter (10/10/02) fortunes (10/17/02) water with no ice (10/17/02 (kept no ice) jeunet (10/21/02) yum (11/6/02) interests (11/8/02) saying yes (11/11/02) baby jesus (12/25/02) burning tree (1/5/03) gnomeo and juliet (1/5/03) the bfg (1/5/03) the moldy peaches (1/5/03) eskimo (1/5/03) (note - eskimo, not eskimos. though I like those too) peeps (1/5/03) triple entendre (1/5/03) balsamic vinegar (1/21/03) dude (1/24/03) running through sprinklers (2/24/03) uzis floozies and jacuzzies (2/24/03) converse high-tops (3/28/03) (I left converse, chuck taylors) supermarket samples (3/28/03) peachfish (4/3/03) placebo pills (4/18/03) (I left placebos) the smell of fixer (4/18/03) ass licking boy whores (4/29/03) open mindedness (4/29/03) (left open minds) whachoo talkin' 'bout willis (5/2/03) adversely affecting vaginal integrity (5/15/03) pale girls (5/20/03) conversation hearts (6/10/03) girlie drinks (6/10/03) jones soda (6/10/03) mr. t experience (6/10/03) using hats as megaphones (6/10/03) bricka bracka fire cracka (6/16/03) they might be giants (6/16/03) hippie bankers (6/16/03) lsd (6/16/03) carrot cake frosting (6/28/03) big chunks of granola (7/2/03) defer (7/10/03) long stares into the_fridge (7/10/03) singing like olive oyl (7/10/03) throws of passion (7/10/03) travel sizes (7/10/03) cover songs (7/13/03) digital photography (7/26/03) pick-up lines (7/28/03) (kept cheesy pickup lines) is your daughter 18? (8/2/03) we don't like shirts (8/13/03) notafinga (8/19/03) snarking out (8/19/03) orally stimulated orgasms (9/25/03) defer (10/16/03) (apparently I did defer twice) beaker journalism (12/2/03) whistling in the dark (12/8/03) girls who say pussy (12/18/03) canadian beaver eating contests (12/27/03) francais (1/21/04) shagging (1/21/04) (traded for making whoopie) top free yoga (1/21/04) (traded for naked yoga) deviant fashion tornado (1/21/04) double entendre (1/21/04 - traded/readded triple entendre) pdls (1/21/04) (nobody ever asked what a pdl is) bad puns (1/31/03) rollerblading (3/14/04) is she cute? (4/15/04) volleyball (8/4/04) sho'nuff (11/9/04) sunglasses (11/22/04) et en fin, the obligatory picture of me as indiana jones...  | |||||
| Memories: | 84 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 150: $240 worth of pudding, 501s, 80s, anarchy, attention whoring, avoiding sentence ending prepositions, baby cheeses, baby fish hat, bagel and jamba juice, beets, breast therapy, broadening other people's horizons, bubblegum, burn the man, burning man, chaos, cheesy pickup lines, children's television workshop, chuck taylors, circular breathing, condiment terrorism, condiments, converse, cooking with marshmallows, copious free time, cuddling, cynicism, danarchy, david lachapelle, didge baths, didgeridoos, dinner and a movie, ditched interests, don't fuck it up, dr. seuss, dressing up, echuta, empathy, enthusiasm, experientialism, fear and loathing, fedoras, fire spinning, flirting, food over preparing, french, fun and merriment, gallery moutarde, gift economy, girls who say pussy, giving great oral sex, green eggs and ham, gum, hats, hedonism, hedwig, hotel room keys, hotel sex, hunter s thompson, hyperbole, in flagrante delicto, indian food menus, instigating, interesting word usements, interests only i have, just jeans, kiss my converse, knocking their socks off, kurt vonnegut, learning to emote, linky writing style, making out, making whoopie, mama sutra, marshmallows, massage, mean mr. mustard man, midnight movies, mischief, mismatched socks, more is more, mustard, naked yoga, never done that before, new experiences, new things, no ice, nog n guac, nooners, nosegasms, not watching television, objectivism, obscure references, only zuul, open minds, oral fixation, people reading my interests, photography, photoshop, picking up girls, placebos, poi, positivity, prop cigarettes, prurience, puns, rainbow carnage, rainbow family, renaissance faire, rewinding the tape, road trips, rocking the casbah, roller coasters, rubik's cube, sarcasm, sardonicism, saying celly, screaming lesbians, sensitive nipples, sex injuries, sexual innuendos, shallow depth of field, signed dollars, single entendre, sippin' smoothies, skiing, sock trading, socks, sound and fury, spontanudity, strangers, the perfect taco, the point, the strangest things, the target demographic, theodor geisel, tom robbins, trader joe's, trampoline, triple entendre, trying anything, trying everything, trying new things, tumbling, using quotes in conversation, violet beauregard, vite comme lapin, warm fuzzies, welcome home, your mom | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 350: 2peasinapod, __godlike, _bagism_, _cheshirekitty_, _lavie_, _pinmeup_, _scatterbrain, _venustus, a_dork, aakin, aamandarin, aaron42net, acidreigndrops, agrippa, aitsu, alexiswagner, amandadearest, ambiguousoddity, ambivalentchick, amennema, angelheart27, angelloffyre, apenmunky, applelard, aquarian87, arakneo, arcanafex, ariane80, aubkabob, auntie_christ, aurorazborealis, azura614, babyem24, bardiva, battykat, beautynbreakdwn, beautys_addict, beckeyleigh, bedpimp, benjyfeen, bizarronumber1, blood_thunder, bonziac, boymaenad, brandondnilles, bumbaclot, bumblepuppy, burntcurtis, c_bla, carnationgirl, castakitten, catgrrl, catherine, catsy_leau, centuryfox, chamilyun, chemchick80, cherrykitt, chicosama, cirqueducroquet, clarence_quack, clowny_face, cobebuon, coedholly, cosmicdrop, crashhelmet, creamfilledrat, creepingivy, cristian989, cubit13, cuteovaries, da_zhuang, daeglan, dan501, daniela, daturaboy, dawnmarie, death_by_cake, delerium3, dercloxboy, deviantgrrrl, dietcokeofevil5, digglesyo, djspork, double_a_addict, eain, easyfilms, ebony_sphynx, edanya, effbitches, eidothea, elainiac, electricstars, emergencyexits, emmers425, esyla, etchartist, etherealduende, euphgal, evilgerbil, evillittleblue, executivegoth, eyestothesoul, f0xghost, f_lexi_ble, fairyxdustx01, fear_not, feisty_fitz, freddy368, freshwaterpurls, fyrebringer, geeki, ghost1, ghost_people, giancarlo, gina, girlyunderwear, gitana, glass_tears, go_go_origami, goaskalice71, gothicbra, gryphon, guard_the_cards, hegemonyorbust, hooloovooo, hrm_ok, iamtim, ihavefriends, imreallyawesome, inakillingjar, industrialqueen, irishravenx, james_madison, jaso, jayamei, jemstarr, jesuispeure, jezzebel, jmesunday, jubilee0621, just_enough, justbeast, justforeverme, justjill, justsmokeit, kalanip, katsby, keenman, keylimeanchai, ... | |||||
| Member of: | 14: add_me, addmeplease, burning_man, burningflipside, cookiebookie, get_friends, gourmetla, horny_friends, lj_nifty, paidmembers, photochallenge, photography, picturewhores, pyronymphomania | |||||
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