I hear you can't play black sabbath in hospitals

 
 

 
 

there's that part of my bio that says "I've never had a cavity. I don't get sick. I'm not allergic to anything. I've never gotten a brain freeze (though I've tried). I don't get headaches. but my shoulder dislocates from time to time." in 3 hours and 15 minutes, I'm getting surgery to correct that chronic dislocating issue.

I'm thrilled I'm doing this. I'm mildly frustrated I didn't do this years ago.