I went to a wedding dressed as indiana jones.
despite being registered at z gallery, I gave them a love swing.
I got darn drunk (not at the wedding). as a result, I woke up the next day and looked around for about 10 seconds wondering where I was.
I ALMOST ran out of gas - like when I finally got gas, I put 12.5 gallons in my 13 gallon tank.
an ex girlfriend was telling me about how she's getting old and doing all these grownup things (like buying a house) and in the same breath, she laughed at me and told me I was not a grownup at all.
I stayed up until 6:30amish the night before I was to be at a 9am class.
I lost yet another pair of sunglasses
I tried to walk behind the counter at a frozen yogurt place and help them make some guy's yogurt. note - the employee making the yogurt invited me to help her. the other one prevented me from coming back there (ewwww) as I was already behind the counter.
I made a cat taco by trapping a cat in a blanket with my feet. which doesn't really hold a candle to when I ate liz's kitten.
I found a new super-hero to believe in.
I was reminded by the DMV that I've procrastinated too long on sending in my car registration.
... cuz growing up is awfuller than all the awful things that ever were ...