dan (dan501) wrote,

tonight, I altruistically helped a friend (we'll call this friend Bob) get some action.

Bob told me that she had to meet the target in just a little while and needed some supplies... like bob already wanted to be on the freeway.

I happened to have all 4 items that Bob required. condoms, wine, corkscrew, another item, and another item (yes, that's 5). Thus saving bob all sorts of time and ensuring a less tardy aura.

I selflessly gave up all those things, even though I figured that Bob would lose the corscrew.

The condoms were inspirals. inspiral claims that they feel better than normal condoms - in my experience, they aren't any different. any other opinions?
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